You going in the army ?
The doctor just say that you got too many muscles in between your
ears where the brain is ! So legally you don't have enough space
for much brain, for beside muscle, your big mouth take up all the
rest of space in your head.
Thus army will have to pass you over, maybe the zoo may be kind
enough to take you in, they may also create a special title SOF for
you to join - Special Orangutan Folk ! We can arrange you to clear
rooms using bananas & coconuts (they are more simple to use,
sorry guns & grenade too complex for you) ! Till you are able
to climb a tree, your SOF commander "Ah Meng" will not be willing
take you into the unit.
